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November 3, 2008

Teenage hormones do not justify condescension from elders

This ad in favor of California’s Proposition 4 is loaded with melodrama. All the guy needs are a black cape, a top hat, and an old-time handlebar mustache. He should be tying a teenage girl to a railroad track after fucking her. The brute! The masher!


I believe I have reason to be cynical about the motives of parents who want the right to veto a teenage daughter’s abortion. Becoming a grandparent is significantly less life-changing than becoming a parent. Besides, a teen who would hide an abortion from her parents probably shouldn’t be expected to participate in a campaign to rat out her lover. She might think the law is an ass for labeling her the victim of a predator. Depending on the circumstances, she might even be right about that.

Meanwhile, sexy TV shows are being scapegoated for the fact that teenagers like sex. If you’re not too intellectually lazy, you should notice the lack of distinction between correlation and causation in the study. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Did the kids get horny by watching sex on television, or did their horniness cause them to enjoy those particular shows? If you don’t understand what I’m asking and why it’s important, please excuse yourself from voting tomorrow.

It’s my bad luck to be unable to vote this time around for lack of a permanent residence.* I’m counting on you folks to acknowledge my wisdom and act accordingly.

*Update, November 4, 2008, 3:53 p.m.: I was pleasantly surprised at my local polling place today. My name was on the rolls, even though my residence is a motel room. I voted!

Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 3:59 PM

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